Comic mishaps for society’s haves and have-nots.

Meet Alma, a career shoplifter who prefers the “five-finger discount” over any senior citizen’s deal. When a grocery store theft goes awry, her elaborate life of petty crime is halted by an overzealous security guard and his affable mentor. With sharp-witted comic observations, Morris Panych has expertly drawn a cast of misfit characters that will leave you rooting for all sides to come out on top.

“Rich, smart comedy” —Vancouver Sun

Contains mature themes and some strong language.

Running time: 1 hour, 35 minutes, including one intermission